jokeKing logo
avatar AlstonWhite 3 year.ago

Whats Beethovens favorite fruit?

Ba-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh

29
4
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. What is the motto of Texan divorce lawyers?

Remember the alimony!

2. so the plane i own is into other planes, manly and girly planes

i considered him a bi-plane

3. What cheese is made backwards?

Edam

4. Mickey and Minnie go to a marriage counselor.

Counselor: if I’m hearing you correctly, Mickey, you keep saying you want a divorce because Minnie is crazy. Mickey: I said no such thing. I said it won’t work because she’s fucking Goofy!!!

5. I’m giving up on gathering all my hay…

I’m gonna bale.

6. What does someone from Dallas wear to prom?

A texedo!

7. Asked My Date To Meet Me At The Gym, But She Never Showed Up...

Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out

8. Is anyone ever going to fix the news?…

…it’s been breaking forever

9. We went to see a topless lady ventriloquist last night....

No one saw her lips move

10. What do you call somebody who routinely uses just 1% of their brain?

A centimental fool

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆